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Fob Rord: The Fuck You Dolan Awakens

Fob Rord: The Fuck You Dolan Awakens
This is the eleventh Fob Rord album, recorded in 2016.

“This one is for all the stalkers and spies who masturbate with their own tears while keeping an eye on me from a safe distance.”
-Fob Rord

01. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan (Dorothy Dahmer’s Jungle Mix)
02. Fob Rord – Fucking Pig Juice (Old Shit Slowed Down With Drums Mix)
03. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan (Super Clean SFW Version)
04. Fob Rord – Meditation Tape (No Subliminals Included, I Promise)
05. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan (I’m Better Than You)

Produced, written and performed by Fob Rord / Remix by DJ Dorothy Dahmer [track 1] / Remix by Ra Zombie [track 3] / Made in Fort Nemo, The Sovereign Republic Of Shenanigans /

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Fob Rord: The Fuck You Dolan Awakens

Fob Rord: Look Is Fucking Dirty

Fob Rord: Look Is Fucking Dirty
This is the tenth Fob Rord album, record in 2016. “Dirty Phunk” originally performed by Noble Savage. “Is She My Girlfriend” originally performed by The Goofus Five. “Look Alike” originally performed by Arthur Collins.

“Ironically enough, you turned out to be worse than L.W. Sittondik… Oh, is this thing on?”
-Fob Rord

01. Fob Rord – Dirty Phunk
02. Fob Rord – Fucking Pig Juice
03. Fob Rord – Is She My Girlfriend
04. Fob Rord – Look Alike

Produced, written and performed by Fob Rord, except Dirty Phunk [lyrics: R. Oh/music: F. Co, R.Oh] / Beats & synths by DJ Dorothy Dahmer [track 4] / Made in Fort Nemo, The Sovereign Republic Of Shenanigans, because I’m better than you /

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Fob Rord: Look Is Fucking Dirty

Fob Rord: Enter Title Here

Fob Rord: Enter Title Here
This is the ninth Fob Rord album, record in 2015.

“Hey there L.W. Sittondik, you seem really stressed. Might I suggest a lot of beer and a lot of aspirin. Here’s a razor. You know what to do. No one will remember you. You are a joke and believe me, it would crush you to know who’s laughed at it. I will bottle your tears to sustain myself through the summer. Thanks for the refill.”
-Fob Rord

01. Fob Rord – Boys And Girls
02. Fob Rord – Black Out
03. For Rord – Tits Or GTFO
04. Fob Rord – Fuck Everything (Meditation Version)
05. Fob Rord – The South Needs Shenanigans

Produced, written and performed by Fob Rord / Guitars by Ra Zombie [track 1] / Beats by DJ Dorothy Dahmer [track 2] / Made in Fort Nemo, The Sovereign Republic Of Shenanigans, you wish you lived here /

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Fob Rord: Enter Title Here

Fob Rord: Satan 2015

Fob Rord: Satan 2015
This is the eighth Fob Rord album, recorded in 2015. “Adulteress’ Punishment” was originally performed by Riz Ortolani.

01. Fob Rord – Adulteress’ Punishment
02. Fob Rord – Crystal Is Tripping 33
03. Fob Rord – Satan 2015

Produced, written and performed by Fob Rord, except as noted / Vocals by Crystal [track 2] / Made in Fort Nemo, The Sovereign Republic Of Shenanigans after selling my soul to Satan over the Electronic-Bay /

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Fob Rord: Satan 2015

Fob Rord: Inappropriate Oranges

Fob Rord: Inappropriate Oranges
This is the seventh Fob Rord album, recorded in 2015.

“Hey /b/ 4:19am here, tomorrow morning the police will arrive at my door to arrest me. I will likely be taken to the local police station and put in a cell and questioned for a maximum of 24 hours. Is there any thing I should do right now to prepare? Short story is there should be strict laws about who gets to have kids, and harsh punishments for those who don’t comply. There’s this Christian group on twitter who runs this sort of Jesus conference under the name #beaconmeadows. People have been tweeting out their experiences with the hashtag and using it for their culty Jesus shit. WTF??? I’m sorry sir, this is a dubs-only zone. Please show me your dubs or I can’t let you in. YLYL…”
-Fob Rord

01. Fob Rord – Fuck Bananas, pt. 1 (Gimme)
02. Fob Rord – Shahkhinah
03. Fob Rord – Fuck Bananas, pt. 2 (Meat)
04. Fob Rord – Clockwork Agent Julius
05. Fob Rord – Fuck Bananas, pt. 3 (Pecker)
06. Fob Rord – Shahkhinah (Little Boy Strangelove)
07. Fob Rord – Fuck Bananas, pt. 4 (Milhouse Banana)
08. Fob Rord – Have (Fobversion)

Produced, written and performed by Fob Rord / Beats by DJ Dorothy Dahmer [track 4] / Choir vocals by Lord Hindermere Collegiate Institute Girl’s Choir [track 4] / Beats, vocals and ukulele by Dakota [track 8] / Made in Fort Nemo, The Sovereign Republic Of Shenanigans, with people more talented than you / Original version of “Have” appears on the Dakota album Rabbits /

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Fob Rord: Inappropriate Oranges

Fob Rord: If You Like This Fuck You

This is the sixth Fob Rord album, recorded in 2015. “Beauty Must Be Loved” originally performed by Dick Powell.

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-Fob Rord

01. Fob Rord – Sheep
02. Fob Rord – Raccoons
03. Fob Rord – Beauty Must Be Loved
04. Fob Rord – Oui
05. Fob Rord – Wolves

Produced, written and performed by Fob Rord / Beats by DJ Dorothy Dahmer [track 3] / Made in Fort Nemo, The Sovereign Republic Of Shenanigans, you dumb son of a bitch /

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Fob Rord: If You Like This Fuck You

Fob Rord: I Hate Music

Fob Rord: I Hate Music
This is the fifth album by Fob Rord, recorded in 2015.

“I’m sick of getting e-mails about when the next album is coming out. Here’s something I slapped together in a single night without any editing afterwards. My DJ friend helped on some of it. I’ve really been getting into gardening lately. Leave me alone, or the next album will be sounds of that.”
-Fob Rord

01. Fob Rord – Medical Recording Service Foundation
02. Fob Rord – Shortly After, He Got Hurt By A Bull
03. Fob Rord – I Hate Music
04. Fob Rord – The Physical Basics Of The Mind I
05. Fob Rord – The Physical Basics Of The Mind II
06. Fob Rord – The Physical Basics Of The Mind III
07. Fob Rord – DeLeon

Produced, written and performed by Fob Rord / Beats by DJ Dorothy Dahmer [tracks 3 & 4] / Synths by DJ Dorothy Dahmer [tracks 3, 4 & 5] / I made this piece of shit in Fort Nemo, The Sovereign Republic Of Shenanigans /

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Fob Rord: I Hate Music

Fob Rord: Fuck You Dolan Of The Jedi

Fob Rord: Fuck You Dolan Of The Jedi
This is the fourth album by Fob Rord, recorded in 2014. “In Da Club” was originally performed by 50 Cent.

“I didn’t want to make any more of these Dolan albums, but a neighbor of mine that’s a DJ did some remixes last night during the Shenanigans Bay vs. Topherton game, so I went ahead and tacked on a couple leftover songs and called it an album.”
-Fob Rord

01. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan (KMFFR Remix)
02. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan (Hyena Eats Man’s Dingdong Remix)
03. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan (Fobmix 5 “Dunno”)
04. Fob Rord – I Know You Want To Fuck
05. Fob Rord – In Da Club

Produced, written and performed by Fob Rord / Remixed by DJ Dorothy Dahmer [tracks 1 & 2] & Fob Rord [track 3] / Proudly made in Shenanigans Bay, South Britanic Democratic Council you shitheads /

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Fob Rord: Fuck You Dolan Of The Jedi

Fob Rord: Fuck You Dolan Strikes Back

Fob Rord: Fuck You Dolan Strikes Back
This is an album by Fob Rord, recorded in 2014. “Wrecking Ball” was originally performed by Miley Cyrus.

“So, I made a great song and now some crabbies have tried to get in on my genius. That bloke MAN3 practically begged me to cover that hag’s song. I’m sorry I agreed to it. Whatever. You be the judge. For, when the mouse had made the fire and fetched in the water, she could weight loss tips for women. Then he shot the arrow and fell back and would have died, but Venus factor gathered wild field-flowers and bound them together. That’s why its called the hair loss of the internet.”
-Fob Rord

01. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan (MIXSTAAB)
02. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan (Gooby’s Ambient Nugger Mix)
03. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan (Spoderman’s YLYL Dance Mix)
04. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan (Dakota’s Gooby Goo Version)
05. Fob Rord – Wrecking Ball

Produced, written and performed by Fob Rord / Remixed by Faiyaz Shah [track 1], MAN3 [tracks 2 & 3] & Dakota [track 4] / Synths by MAN3 [track 5] / Proudly made in Shenanigans Bay, South Britanic Democratic Council /

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Fob Rord: Fuck You Dolan Strikes Back

Fob Rord: Fuck You Dolan

Fob Rord: Fuck You Dolan
This is the second album by Fob Rord, recorded in 2014. “My Girl’s Pussy” was originally performed by Harry Roy & His Orchestra.

“Remixes of the greatest song ever recorded. You wish you had come up with this idea. I stole it from the future. Crack to the future and all that rotten fish. Its my girl’s pussy.”
-Fob Rord

01. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan (Fobmix 1 “Fuck You Drums”)
02. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan (Fobmix 2 “Hey Slow Down”)
03. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan (Fobmix 3 “Imagine That”)
04. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan (Fobmix 4 “Fuck Everything”)
05. Fob Rord – My Girl’s Pussy

Produced, written and performed by Fob Rord while sitting constipated on the toilet for eight hours, killing time by drinking every beer in the bathroom mini-fridge / Proudly made in Shenanigans Bay, South Britanic Democratic Council bitches /

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Fob Rord: Fuck You Dolan

Fob Rord: Dolan An Friens Sing The Songs

Fob Rord: Dolan An Friens Sing The Songs
This is the debut album by Fob Rord, recorded in 2014. “Macaroni Time” and ” I Hate Being Sober” were originally performed by Chief Keef. “I Get Around” was originally performed by The Beach Boys. “Brick In Yo Face” was originally performed by Stitches.

“It ain’t pretty, never is. So turn around and follow the path to exit. This won’t matter or make sense anyway. Filling voids left by idiocy, violence and betrayal. Kindergarten, 1941. You had the option…”
-Fob Rord

01. Fob Rord – Macaroni Time
02. Fob Rord – I Hate Being Sober
03. Fob Rord – I Get Around
04. Fob Rord – Brick In Yo Face
05. Fob Rord – Fuck You Dolan

Produced and performed by Fob Rord while on the run from psychedelicly produced terrors and traumas / Fob Rord thanks your mom… it was great for the most part / Proudly made in Shenanigans Bay, South Britanic Democratic Council /

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Fob Rord: Dolan An Friens Sing The Songs

Meet Hyena Productions… Fob Rord

What is there to say really? This world in which some of us were born has ended, replaced by something altogether wacky in comparison. What is a good, honest artist to do? Follow the path of the absurd. Take all the madness this world has been barfing on us all and paint a pretty postcard and send it back. “Wish you were smeared.”

People say that the folks around here get a bit rowdy. Never noticed that myself, but they must be on to something. Every time I leave the Bay, I’m told to calm down. Fortunately, my music doesn’t get the same treatment. It goes where it wants and does what it wants whenever it wants. Its like a giant snail that someone lives in and runs a small newspaper business out of.

My favorite hobbies outside of music include swimming, fishing, boating, camping and football. Even then, I’m usually making music while doing one of these other activities.

Fob Rord is an absurdcore artist based in Fort Nemo, The Sovereign Republic Of Shenanigans. He has been with Hyena Productions since 2014.